Thanks!
I wrote a book, too:
http://www.amazon.com/Fd-Companies-Spectacular-Dot-com-Flame...
> I use snapchat to send funny images of myself to my girlfriend
This exchange reminds me of a page from Phil Kaplan's excellent book of failures from the first dot-com boom (http://www.amazon.com/Fd-Companies-Spectacular-Dot-com-Flame...)
The first paragraph was a long, flowery quote from the "about us" page of a failed wine delivery service that went on and on about how they delivered only the finest wines hand-wrapped in crisp white napkins by elite French sommeliers, etc.
The second paragraph, his commentary, was: "I chug wine."
Used copies start at a penny.
(Yes, it's on Kindle)
Here's a regular link:
http://www.amazon.com/Fd-Companies-Spectacular-Dot-com-Flame...
https://www.amazon.com/Fd-Companies-Spectacular-Dot-Com-Flam...