Did you never read Shakespeare in school? You are not asked to read the bare text, there are glosses in the margins. Go look at the Amazon preview of a Folger library Shakespeare play, e.g. [0]. You also have a teacher to provide context and guidance. You are getting worked up into a tizzy in an attack on a straw man.

[0]: https://www.amazon.com/Hamlet-Folger-Library-Shakespeare-Wil...