Not I:
> Oh, or is it maybe a confusion with infinity, which, if we were to try to classify it, would have some claim to being both?
… although the old maxim “What's a number?” “Whatever you treat as a number” (which I encountered in Linderholm's wonderful book (http://www.amazon.com/Mathematics-made-difficult-Carl-Linder...) ) means that the various flavours of infinity, considered as ordinals or cardinals, have some claim to being numbers; and it is often helpful in measure theory, and my own work, to treat even plain old infinity as being a number on at least as good a footing as any other (positive real).
> Once we are confident that infinity is not a number, why would we expect it to have parity?
Why not?