Haha! This is a real thing. “It is easy to assume that OOP requires such an OOP language. This is not the case.” https://zsmith.co/OOA.php

https://www.amazon.com/Object-Oriented-Assembly-Language-Len...

Indeed, my first industry job, after spending my undergraduate and graduate degrees honing C++ skills, was doing object oriented C. It was actually great, taught me a lot about what actually matters in a language versus what people will tell you.