The closest I've found (and spent 10s, if not hundred+ hours reading) are: System Performance Tuning, 2nd Edition (O'Reilly System Administration) by Gian-Paolo D. Musumeci [1] and the somewhat dated (and Solaris centric) Sun Performance and Tuning: Java and the Internet (2nd Edition) [2]

I'd love to hear that there were better book out there - if anyone has read either of those two, and has found a better one, I'll be one-clicking it in 30 seconds.

[1] http://www.amazon.com/System-Performance-Tuning-OReilly-Admi...

[2] http://www.amazon.com/Sun-Performance-Tuning-Java-Internet/d...